Taxes

Well it's tax season again. I'm happy to say I owe the government lots of money after I've already paid in throughout the year. I'm happy to contribute to the auto industry and AIG bailout. Since I'm a little short on tax money, I wonder if the government will help keep me afloat through the slim times? If not, I'll have to work harder than I did last year to make more money to pay for my taxes, which I will be taxed even more for, so I'll owe even more next year! So it all boils down to hard work is rewarded with not only a sense of accomplishment, but also a greater tax payment. You can see why the hamster just keeps running and running until his little heart finally gives out. He's just not getting to his destination! Poor little slob. Instead of drowning my tax woes in alcohol, I think I'll have one in tribute to the hamster!