Allergies

Allergy season is back and I've sooo been looking forward to it. If you suffer from allergies, raise your hand. OK, put your hand down and wipe your nose. Did you sense my bit of sarcasm in the first sentence? That's hard to express in just words. If I'm sarcastic, I want to make sure everybody knows! Can you tell I've taken allergy medication? Do my words look jittery? This is a test of my family's love for me when I'm under the influence of the little blue evil allergy pill. I'm totally aware of my evil doppleganger and find myself mad at nothing even when nobody's around. I know they say you're not supposed to consume alcohol while on medication, but I may make an exception. I promise I won't operate heavy equipment soon after.