Adjectives

From time to time we all need a descriptive word so that our audience understands our point to the Nth degree. For instance, the word 'broke', can either describe the state of my dishwasher, or the state of my bank account. Timing couldn't have been better. Broken appliance and too broke to fix it! I can think of many colorful descriptive words I'd like to use right now, but in case someone is watching or reading this, unless accompanied by an adult, the PG 13 rating may get me in trouble. Besides, do I really need to fly off the handle, and start spewing forth unrefined words? What would that accomplish? Tension relief, maybe:) On to the next adjective subject of the day. Stupidity, wasteful, LATE, just to name a few, describing the renegade plow driver who plowed my street again, for the second time this week! Just when the first moronic act of plowing a street that was perfectly passable, and turned into a motocross course, was starting to melt, the jackass came by a second time to plow ice in front of my drive. My wife's car now bottoms out every time, in and out of the drive. If I were to meet this person face to face, I'm ashamed to say, I would have a few adjectives to share with him. He would have to wipe the adjectives off his face with a towel by the time I was finished. The word 'pretty' would only be used in front of other adjectives not so pretty.