How To Say It Not Wrong

I heard a saying on TV, (where else) last night that made me think of Yogi Berra. "It's better now, than the best its ever been." Of course, Yogi was the king of quotes that made no sense, yet made perfect sense. I think I'm going to consciously try to make up sayings, depending on whether the circumstance lends itself, and twist things to make people give it a double take. It obviously came naturally to Yogi, considering how many quotes are recorded. I might have to work at it. Sometimes only great comedic minds can conjure up this stuff. So time to get the cerebral calisthenics going, and undo some of the gray matter wrinkles, and rewrinkle them. Be patient. Given enough time, I'll come up with something. Just remember, yesterday was yesterday, today is today, tomorrow won't be here until Wednesday.