Dust Bunny

Yes, it's time for spring cleaning! Afraid to look under the couch, or behind the fridge? Yeah, me too. You know the lovable little dust bunnies are under there hiding. Unfortunately, they only come out of hiding when you have company, to make your visitors feel a little unsanitary while they're at your home, and to totally embarrass you. They usually consist of hair, dust, lint, cobwebs, and an occasional potato chip stuck in the middle. They're usually found in company with lost pens, crayons, pennies, and dog bones. They somewhat resemble a tumbleweed, and if they caught a gust of wind, would start rolling across the prairie, gaining momentum, transform into a dirt deer, and able to consume small children or the family pet. So time to get the dust bunny extractor equipment out, and suit up. Now if you examine a dust bunny closely, say under a microscope, and break down the components that make up the individual particles, you would find that we have the same chemical/compound elements in our bodies, as do the dust bunnies, all the way down to the potato chip. Without getting into a heated debate over evolution vs. creation, there's a fair amount of credibility in the statement, 'From dust you are, and from dust you will return.' So please clean up the dust bunnies before I come visit. It's rather embarrassing watching someone's DNA peaking out from under the TV stand, then roll out onto the floor.