Running For Office

Don't get your hopes up, I'm not running for any public office. I am actually politically neutral. True, I don't have a right to complain about government, or the way things are run, simply because I refuse to vote, BUT you can't blame 'poorly run government' on me. But one position I would consider is, assistant to the mayor of Margaritaville. I don't want to be mayor, that's Jimmy Buffet's position, but to be his 'right hand man' would be a dream job. "Sure Mr. Buffet, I'll plug in the blender". "I would be happy to set up your microphone Jimmy". "Can I call you Jimmy"? That's such a catchy tune, I would be happy to listen to that daily. Have a drink, sing a song, have another drink, sing another song. All in a day in the life of the mayor of Margaritaville. And as you well know, the more you drink, the better your singing becomes ..... at least in your own mind.