Red Light, Green Light.

Remember playing that game as a kid? You try to catch the person moving so you can send them back to the start. Lots of fun as a kid, but not so much as an adult. Let me explain. When you're sitting at the stoplight, at say 72nd & Dodge St., and your light turns green, you ALWAYS catch the person moving... thru the intersection on a red light. You really rack up points on a day like today, when you catch three red light offenders rolling thru! But wait, it gets even better. There's the uninsured 1980, rusted out, smoking mosquito screen, GMC conversion van, with a crew of illegal alien roofers, who have never played RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT, as a kid. They have played FOLLOW the LEADER though, and proceed thru the intersection 10 seconds later than the previous three cheaters of RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT. That makes for an interesting game. They almost were involved in a game of TAG, which would have led to a game of DOCTOR and/or COPS and ROBBERS. Sadly, the game would have ended though, when somebody was jacking around, and put out an eye! Then they would have been happy! I'm not sure how much more sarcasm I can fit into this entry. If you haven't caught on yet, you're IT!