Cheese

Did you see that big ball of cheese in the sky last night? WOW! For some reason it looked clearer than I've ever seen it. You could almost see what looked like the topography of the moon's surface, it was so clear. Of course, I happened to be driving home last night about 10 PM, and I'm trying to look at the moon and drive at the same time. I'm thinking to myself, I'm going to get pulled over for swerving just because the moon was so captivating. How do I explain that to a police officer? If I tell him the truth, is he going to write me off as a hopeless romantic, or am I going to walk the line and do my abc's backwards? Then to top it off, is he and other officers going to make fun of me, along with getting a traffic ticket after realizing I haven't been drinking? All that for looking at the moon. Or do I lie, and just say "I was practicing my drunk driving skills", just to avoid the embarrassment? Probably better to just tell the truth, take the ribbing, eat some humble pie, and try not to cry in front of the officer.