Gentlemen vs. Dirtbags

I've been watching the World Series, and thought I would take a little break to blog about an observation. The New York Yankees, as a whole, are a very presentable bunch of guys. The Philadelphia Phillies, on the other hand, appear to be sleeping under bridges and on park benches. I know for a fact, Steinbrenner requires a certain amount of pride assumed by his players. Thus the clean shaven faces, and decent haircuts. After all, he pays them a lot of money to play a game, they should be more than willing to abide by a dress code. The Phillies... I don't know what to say. Facial hair is alright, but you should still wash it and trim it. I shouldn't be so harsh, fleas need a place to live too.