Humor For The Week

Got a cute joke this week forwarded in a newsletter - thought I would share a chuckle. A turtle is walking down the street, when suddenly, out of a dark alley, two snails jump him and beat him up. Moments later, when the police arrive, and are questioning the turtle in his shaken and rattled state, they ask, "Ok, tell us exactly what took place"? The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast".