Forward THIS!

I'm only going to say this once, but I'm going to ramble on about it for the whole entry. I HATE it when people send me STUPID emails, and then threaten me with bad luck for the next two reincarnations of my life, if I don't forward it to ten of my friends! You call yourself a friend?! You would actually wish something bad on me just because I didn't forward something totally ridiculous?! Well, thank you for thinking of me, or rather, of yourself. Do you know how many of these retarded email threats I've forwarded? You can count them on zero fingers! You know, if there's something clever you want to share with me, edit first by deleting all the B.S. There are so many times I feel like sending it back to the person who sent it to me with about 400 replies. And for all of you whom I did NOT forward this crap, "You're welcome". Did you ever stop to think, that if you consider me a friend, and you send me something that's going to put this dark cloud over my life for the next generation, there's a chance we're going to be hanging out together, and you could be a part of my misfortune also? How would you like that? And how dare you assume I have ten friends! But suppose I did. Maybe I have more than ten. Let's see, which ten shall I choose to ruin their lives? Unless you really do wish ill on me, please don't forward me these threats of cyber misfortune. I may have to come visit you with my ten friends who didn't forward it either, and share the love!