No Poo

Have you heard of this "No Poo" movement? I know what your saying. But Kevin, My poo usually involves movement. Trust me, it's not the same. There is a group that claims if you stop using shampoo, the natural oils in your hair, over time, will soften and make your hair shiny. It claims that shampoo is harmful to you and the environment. I'm not really taking issue with that, but I do think you need to wash your hair with something other than baking soda and apple cider vinegar. The vinegar thing really throws me. If I add vinegar to oily hair, don't I have salad dressing? I think we're getting into the next generation of politically correct tree huggers. They need a new bandwagon or distraction from reality. I don't mind hippies at all, in fact, I have tendencies myself. I think we might be experiencing people who are so lazy, they can't even make the effort to lift their hands to their head, and scrub in some type of cleanser (whether it be natural or store bought), and rinse. The effort required would sap their energy to mislead the masses over something so ridiculous as boycotting shampoo. So next time you're at a concert, don't be surprised if the smell of vinegar overpowers the smell of marijuana. By the way, the "No Poo" thing is over. Now it's "No Toilet Paper". After #2 happens, let the protective crust harden, and it will chip right off a day or two later! Party on, poo heads!